egads!

It actually happened. An impossibly beautiful miracle has hijacked my meager hopes of Texan berfday and Xmas and scattered them to the four winds! I am now headed to New fucking ORLEANS for these two momentous occaisons, for their respective out of hand partyiong and family celebration.

Things are looking up.

I don't have a job, of course. Nonono.

But, I do have hope. And I am taking the mothafucking GRE on the fourth of January, and I fully intend to study my pale behind off.

Shortly after I recover from being partied and celebrated off.